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PARODY:
Clinton Grand Jury Testimony (1998)
Starr: “Mr. President did
you see those cheeseburgers in the hallway?”
President:
“I refer to my previous statement.”
Borgus recorded this sketch in 1998 and this
was his first comedy released to the public, soon to top the charts of
MP3.com. In 1998, the world was
mesmerized by President Bill Clinton’s testimony leading up to his
impeachment trial.
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Al
Gore Gets Advice From Clinton (2000)
Gore: “I put on the sweaters, and I try to move my arms while
talking...”
Borgus’ impression of Bill Clinton returns. Worried about his presidential
Campaign, Al Gore makes a phone call to President Clinton to get some
advice on how to relax in front of a crowd. [During the actual campaign the real
Gore was often criticized for wearing sweaters at political rallies.]
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PARODY:
Fox News (2002)
Police: “We do believe that it can be rearranged, washed, sprayed,
and possibly back
to normal within a few days. We are using an abundance of caution...”
Poor little Elizabeth Pabzy
sends the nation into chaos one morning.
In this Borgus parody of the Fox News
Channel, the top news of the day is a little girl and her crisis with a
hair brush in front of the mirror.
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PARODY:
Dr. Laura Schlessinger (2002)
Caller: “I don’t have kids.”
Laura: “Good! Get a life! Stop calling talk shows.”
Radio therapy for the masses. Get your candles
and urns ready, but just be careful what you say. Borgus
perfects his impression of Doctor Laura and her out-of-control ego behind
the microphone giving advice to random people.
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PARODY:
War of the Worlds (2004)
Carl: “Wait, hold on. Must
tie my shoe now. Be right with
you.”
A Borgus parody of
the original 1939 broadcast with a modern twist. As if they’ve been performing the same
show every Halloween for 60 years, the actors are worn out and ready to
quit. Listen to the ranting of
Carl Phillips as he fumbles an effort to describe the alien pod which is
just downright boring.
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PARODY:
Art Bell – Episode 1: The Numnumnums (1999)
Art: “Ladies and gentlemen I must stop the show early tonight for a
reason I cannot reveal.”
From his trailer just outside of Area 51, an
alien visits Art’s studio during the show. Recorded the night of the New Years changeover
to Y2K, this parody is the first in a series poking fun at the world’s favorite late night radio host.
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PARODY:
Art Bell – Episode 2: Elvis’
Brother (2003)
Elvis’ Brother: “...he says not to eat cows.”
When Art opens up the phones to the unknown,
anything can happen. Tonight is no
exception when he gets a call from the brother of Elvis with a dire
warning to everyone about their diet.
This Borgus parody is the second in a
series poking fun at the real man from Nye.
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PARODY:
Art Bell – Episode 3: Christmas
Special (2004)
Hoagland: “I made this all up, Art.”
Art: “This is quite a shock.”
As Art welcomes guest Richard C. Hoagland, but
he is not prepared for the new revelations surrounding Hoagland’s shocking
evidence of life on Mars, including the eight tiny reindeer and St. Nick.
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PARODY:
Art Bell – Episode 4: The Bee
Doctor (2007)
Snoory: “...are they from another
world?”
Pavlov: “I think you are from another world, and another show!”
Taking over the reigns
for Art Bell, George ‘Snoory’ Noory books the wrong guest for the show and doesn’t
notice. Doctor Pavlov Snavlov desperately tries to steer the show in the
right direction.
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PARODY:
George W. Bush Press Conference (2005)
Bush: “I think uhhh... I think uhhh... I think uhhh... we
got the uhhh...”
It was always a rare moment that President
Bush would open himself up for questions from the press. This time he is asked a question which
sends him into a poetic speech about what he thinks of America. An additioni
to Borgus’ line of impressions of political
leaders.
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PARODY:
Imus in the Morning (2002)
Imus: *mumbles*
Borgus brings back his Bill Clinton character in this parody of the Don Imus radio show.
The barely intelligible Imus asks
Clinton pointed questions about what he thinks of the 2004 presidential campaign
and whether Al Gore should run.
All voices by Borgus.
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Dudes
Join the Marines (2000)
Dude: “What happens if we ask?”
Colonel: “No telling.”
In this comedy sketch two teenagers decide to
join the Marines and get themselves into more than they bargained
for. The colonel tries to explain
the military’s policy on Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.
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